Here's what the kids have been chatting about these days ...
Mollie pretending her apple slices are talking to one another
Apple 1: Mollie eating us?
Apple 2: Yeah.
Apple 1: Okay.
Mollie on her illness ...
"I have beaver." (She had a fever.)
Baylor: Mom, here's a peanut butter and jam sandwich!
Me: Excellent!
Baylor: Excelente!
Bryson: Baylor, you can only go down to the water with an adult. What is an adult?
Baylor: Someone who takes care of kids.
Baylor: Mollie, come here! I have this thing I can use to take your temperature.
Me: Baylor, it's called a thermometer.
Baylor: Mollie, I have a thermometer. Come over here and let me take your temperature!
Mollie: (very cheerfully) Okay!
Me: Baylor, just don't actually put it in her mouth, okay?
Then I looked, and Mollie was lifting up her dress and starting to undo her diaper ... 'cuz she still gets her temp taken at that end. *sigh*
Me: Mollie! Don't put anything in your tushie! You guys, just pretend, okay?
Mollie: I wuv Poonlickers! (translation: "I love Spoonlickers!" - a local frozen yogurt shop)
Baylor: (holding the door open for me) After you, good sir!
Baylor: Mommy, would you like to buy a popsicle?
Me: What kind do you have?
Baylor: Green, white, and red. (Like a firecracker popsicle.)
Me: Hm ... sure. How much is it?
Baylor: Twenty-seven.
Me: Twenty-seven what?
Baylor: Bucks.
Me: Twenty-seven bucks?! I don't have that much money.
Baylor: Hm ... okay. It's free!
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