(Reading the feminine product dispenser in the ladies' bathroom at Meijer ... the way he read it)
Baylor: "Natrell Pads" (Naturelle Pads) and "Playtex Tampoons" (Playtex Tampons)
Amalia: Mommy! I want to give you an eggskimo kiss!
(While describing a Lego building ...)
Baylor: It is he-normous!
Baylor: Yup, he-normous.
(A mix of enormous and huge, perhaps?)
(While watching college football on TV ...)
Baylor: Is it the East Virginia Pirates?
Bryson: Nope, it's the East Carolina Pirates.
Me: And the Virginia Tech Hokies.
Baylor: Like the Hokey Pokeys?!