Amalia: Mommy, you don't have to make me peanut butter and jelly anymore for a while.
Amalia: Yeah, I know it takes a long time to make it and cut the crust off and everything. And I thought you might need a break. (cheerfully) Sooooo, I just won't have that for a while!
Me: (stunned) Aww, thank you, sweetie! I'm happy to make that for you, though.
(As I was giving him his last kisses goodnight ...)
Baylor: Mommy, do you know what the best part of me is?
Me: No, what buddy?
Baylor: The part of me that loves you.
(Then I turned into a puddle on the floor.)
Me: Oh, sweetie, I love you, too!
(Amalia speculating on the way to school why two of her classmates went home together the other day ...)
Amalia: Maybe their grandma is watching them so both of their moms can go get married.
Amalia: Mommy, do you know what's funny about England people?
Me: English people? Like people from England?
Amalia: Yeah, people from England.
Amalia: When they have two fish crackers in their hand and they say there is one.
Me: What about it?
Amalia: That's what's funny!