(While putting together one of Bryson's old castle Lego sets ...)
Baylor: (stops and looks at Bryson) Wow! You are covered in freckles!
(While driving past an enormous cemetery ...)
Baylor: What is that?
Me: It is a cemetery.
Amalia: I bet it is where you try to get as many flags as you can. And the one who has the most wins.
Bryson: Actually, a cemetery is a place where ... okay, when someone passes away, we bury them in a cemetery.
Baylor: That is gross.
Amalia: Mommy, who does Anna sing "Love is an Open Door" with? (from the movie Frozen)
Me: She sings it with Hans.
Amalia: Ohhh, that's right. And it goes like ... (hums a little bit of it while thinking) ... I can't remember.
Me: That's okay.
Amalia: And Anna, she sings it really well. (smiles)
Me: Yes, she does.
Amalia: But Hans, he does not. He interrupts her. That is not good. He needs to have a talk with her parents. (waits a moment) But they are dead.
Me: So, Baylor, do you think I should wear my hair straight or wavy today?
Me: Straight? Okay. Do you not like it wavy?
Baylor: (matter-of-factly) Nope.
Me: (unable to hide my disappointment) Oh.
Baylor: (concerned) I mean, I only don't like it on Fridays. You should have straight hair on Fridays.