This one can stand on its own for its pure awesomeness.
(While sitting at the counter doing Legos ...)
Me: Baylor, don't say that.
Me: (calmly) What did you just say?
Me: Yes, I know. Please don't say that.
Me: (not really wanting to get into it) Because we just don't.
Baylor: But I was talking to Jesus on the phone. That's what I call him.